rightClickWarning = "MY CHILDREN ARE HUNGRY, AND MY DOG, HE NEEDS A BONE ~ I JUST LOST MY JOB AND NOW I'M DRIVIN' HOME ~ AN HOUR AFTER SUNDOWN, AND MUCH TO MY DELIGHT ~ THERE'S FIVE POUNDS OF POSSUM, IN MY HEADLIGHTS TONIGHT!!  Come on, ..man up...  and help support all the equipment and my sore body I schlep everywhere to grab these epic images! Spike."